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toja84, Aschaffenburg, Samstag, 15.08.2020, 21:14 (vor 1980 Tagen) @ micha87

Ich fordere eine Stellung nahme!

Wenn wir dem redcafe glauben dürfen, dann sind wir ein “sellers” oder “feeder” club. Wir brauchen vielleicht einfach nur eine Hotline:

Dial 1-800-ZORK for our latest offer.

Press #1 if you’re interested in a stadium that is buzzing compared to your library. If you buy 10 Westfalenstadions within the next 30 minutes, you’re gonna get 80.000 crazy supporters for free.

Press #2 if you’re club plays regularly in the Europa League and you‘ll get players that fit your ambitions. Either players that are past their prime (eg Kagawa) or fit your Disneyland (trademark Ed Woodhead) narrative (eg Mickey Targaryan).

Press #3 if you’re disappointed that Zork always gets the players that you wanted to have (eg Witsel, Bellingham, Sancho) and your butt is still hurting.